The world of pest control is full of funny stories. Here’s one of the funniest stories we’ve heard in a long time. Be careful where you store your corn hole game. In the pest control industry, technicians see a lot of things. Things that amaze them. Things that make sense. Things that are weird. And lots of things that are funny.
I’m Lindsay. I’ll be your narrator today. I’m the narrator of this blog most days, actually.
As an office worker at a pest control company, I hear a lot of things, especially funny stories from technicians. Allow me to share this with you because this story is too good to keep to myself.
Once upon a time, not too long ago, a jolly technician made his way to a routine pest control service call. The customer was seeing grain beetles upstairs in their house, so The Bug Man came out to take a look.
The thing about grain beetles is they are usually found in the kitchen. It was strange that someone would see a multitude of grain beetles any place other than where food is stored.
Upon the technician’s arrival, he greeted the perplexed customer and did a little investigating to try to find the root of the problem.
He asked, “I know this is a strange question, but do you have any corn anywhere in this house?”
“No. No corn,” the customer replied.
So the technician kept looking. As the minutes ticked on, he began questioning his own ability as a pest control professional.
“Have I lost my edge?” he wondered. “What am I going to tell this lady?”
The technician imagined his response to the customer.
“Uh, sorry, ma’am. I have no idea where all of these beetles are coming from. Crazy weather these days. It must be bringing in strange bug activity.”
Jolting him out of his inner dialogue, the customer said, “Oh! Hey, I’ve got corn hole bags in my dresser upstairs…”
Renewed in his pest control vigor, the technician booked it upstairs and opened the door of the dresser to find thousands of grain beetles swarming the corn hole bags. In his astonishment, he completely forgot to take a picture of the discovery.
Infestation by corn hole bag. Incredible!
So what’s the moral of the story? Don’t store corn hole bags in your dresser upstairs!
So who wants to play corn hole? Anyone? Anyone?